Short Funny Love Quotes

For a man, though, the first kiss is the end of everything. I prefer hot showers for two. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow.

Tell me whom you love and i will tell you who you are. To fall in love is to live in a world of both heaven and hell. You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

Funny, twisted quotes about love arnold schwarzenegger i have a love interest in every one of my films — a gun. lily tomlin if love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? frank howard clark a baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it. bil keane a hug is like a boomerang — you get it back right away.

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